Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Live Your Life

  • try eating cereal with ketchup
  • get a kiddie pool and fill it with jell-o
  • put something random in the blender
  • take a risk. cook chicken in a solar oven
  • go on a rooftop at night with a laser pointer and scare passerby
  • use an umbrella to get down from the roof*
  • eat jell-o from a pool
  • get someone to tow you behind their car on rollerblades*
  • bake someone a cake
  • cut the cake with a chainsaw
  • eat the icing off the chainsaw (turn it off first)
  • take apart an old appliance
  • climb on something you aren't supposed to climb on (don't get in too much trouble or die or something)
  • build a trebuchet and launch stuff
  • put Kraft creamy ceaser dressing in a sandwich. seriously. it's really good
  • bake cookies and eat most of the dough before even baking them
  • screw with the recepe and have them still turn out good
  • start a blog and post your thoughts
  • fly stunt kites. they are really awesome
  • set something on fire with a solar oven (not something expensive. i meant like a piece of wood or something)
  • wear a random hat that you would never wear normally. like a 36" sombrero
  • learn Java and write something awesome
  • put a marshmallow in the microwave (i heard they explode)
  • install a new OS just for fun (may i suggest Ubuntu?) if that seems like too much, you can download and burn a CD and run the OS live off the CD without making any changes to your system
  • talk about religion to someone with a different religious background than you
  • pray (even if you aren't "religious". God won't mind)
  • try a different church. if you don't go to church, check one out
  • try thinking a different way than you usually do
  • climb a tree (screw acting dignified)
  • go to some random city you will never go to again and totally disregard unspoken social customs
  • share your faith
  • do a wikipedia race (start at one page and see how few clicks it takes to get to another. compete with a friend to see who can do it in the fewest clicks. i find "motherhood" to "sunglasses" is really difficult.)
  • take a homeless person out to a buffet
  • keep in touch afterward
  • buy something random at a thrift store
  • read my blog
  • take apart a disc drive and modify it to spin the disk up to a ridiculous speed and release it, sending it rolling across the room at insane speeds (i have done this before. i'll post about it sometime)
i think it would be awesome if i could do all of these things before i die (i have done about 50% already, and im not nearly 50% through my life)

*please don't actually do the ones marked with an asterisk


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